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Teenage Uni student tumblr filled with random posts about my life, reblogs of funny and fandom related posts, and the occasional art post of my terrible art. (and whinging about real life stuff...actually what the heck I basically just stalk people on my dash, they're so much funnier and shizz than me ;A;) You are welcome to drop a word in my ask box :> |
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NotesLITERALLY SCREAMING
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THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
FUCK! FUCK FUCK! SO PERFECT! FUCK!
SWISSFUCKINGCHEESE! my whole body hurts from laughing so much.
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Notes Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead. Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it. Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it. Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse. Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds. Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough. Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side. Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died. Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass. Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence. Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill. Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once. -
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Well that didn’t end well…
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I like how I’m still leaving things til the last minute, ahaha uni assignments pfffft I can do them later (which will then lead to me scrambling to get them done on the day they are due)
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NotesI saw a guy with a Derpy Hooves t-shirt today and couldn’t help but whispering as I made my way to the printer, ‘The bronies have infiltrated my uni. abort mission now!’
I don’t even know why, it just seems I like to narrate my life in my head and giggle quietly at my own jokes…
…gosh people need to stop leaving me by myself.
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Notesif i follow you and you follow me there’s a 789.2638% chance i want to be friends with you but i am still trying to gather all of the courage i have in me to actually come talk to you without feeling like i am intruding in your life with my awkwardness
(via agehachou)
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Tumblr just calm your tits please.
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Soooooo…
I managed to fucking break my Internet at my house :D (cue my father throwing a rage tantrum at me)
I think he’ll manage to fix it but I really need it for this extremely long ‘fishkill’ research assignment I have to do /sob
I am a failure at everything!!! especially when it comes to the internet modem! 8D
(we need a new Internet plan anyway I CAN’T LIVE ON FIFTY GIGS)
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==>Continue investigation unaware of incoming messages.
It looks like there's an INTRUDER in the premises!==> -
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Carolina’s gravity-defying action scene from the Red vs Blue Season 10 preview trailer.
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fuck you teenage tony stark doesn’t need friends TEENAGE TONY STARK MAKES HIS OWN FRIENDS WITH IPOD DOCKS AND BOOZE DISPENSERS AND...
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